Hello. I’m in my thirties.
I haven’t written anything in a while because I’ve been
traveling and what not, so it’s not that I haven't posted because I’m old now and I’m depressed and
shit.
My birthday was actually kind of amazing. I went to
Hollywood and spent some quality time with some of my celebrity friends.
Observe:
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| Hef and I. He wanted me to be a centerfold, but I said I wasn't feeling it. |
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| MJ and me. I was giving him choreography in front of a crowd of millions. |
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| Darth Vader and I keeping it really real. |
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| This is what it looks like if you're a tourist in Hollywood. |
Then I ate a boatload of cake, courtesy of my mom.
Then I got a makeover from an 11-year-old.
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| Hard core side pony-tail. I was born in the 80's, to the 80's I shall return. |
BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.
*"Whip It" by Devo. My mom says this song was played ad nauseum during her pregnancy with me. Ha!
