I Get These Great Ideas but I Can't Spell 'Em: "Technically I'm a freelancer which is pretty much a modern day cowboy. And I live like a cowboy by buying quality, locally-made jeans. Also by eating beans out of a can. Due to impatience."*

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

"Technically I'm a freelancer which is pretty much a modern day cowboy. And I live like a cowboy by buying quality, locally-made jeans. Also by eating beans out of a can. Due to impatience."*

There isn't much I want to say at the moment except that I felt the need to acknowledge my one-year blog-aversary. Blog and I are still together. Still going strong. Happy anniversary to us! (And apologies to my family members and friends who thought I'd have given up on this by now so they'd stop being forced to read this crap.)

Also, I want to address this tampon ad:

I don't believe that having my period would keep me from rocking this yoga pose. What would keep me from rocking this pose would be my weak, pathetic arms and complete lack of coordination. Also I don't know yoga.

*Quote from 30 Rock.

1 comment:

Ms.MicheleNovember 10, 2012 at 12:48 AM
Lacey...you make me laugh so hard I pee a little dammit! Where is the Depends ad of old folks doing yoga? I would like to see someone "discreetly" wearing an adult diaper in this pose. That would inspire me to get off of my flabby but and go to a yoga class.
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About This...I'm Sorry.

I’m Lacey and I write this blog and it more-or-less keeps me sane(ish). When I take out all my angst on the page, it’s less likely that I’ll buy a gun for recreational use. The title of this blog is twofold: 1. I really can’t spell. If it weren’t for spell check, y’all would think I was a moron. Or illiterate. Truly. And c. I misquoted one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies, Arsenic and Old Lace. The line actually goes, “I get these wonderful ideas, but I can’t spell ‘em.” You’d think I would’ve double-checked before I named my blog after it, but…I didn’t. I like writing about the mess that I make of my life, but also about things that I find funny. I hope you have a laugh when you visit my site. Thank you for being here. Seriously. I love you. Don’t ever leave.