Hello. I’m in my thirties.
I haven’t written anything in a while because I’ve been traveling and what not, so it’s not that I haven't posted because I’m old now and I’m depressed and shit.
My birthday was actually kind of amazing. I went to Hollywood and spent some quality time with some of my celebrity friends.
|Hef and I. He wanted me to be a centerfold, but I said I wasn't feeling it.|
|MJ and me. I was giving him choreography in front of a crowd of millions.|
|Darth Vader and I keeping it really real.|
|This is what it looks like if you're a tourist in Hollywood.|
Then I ate a boatload of cake, courtesy of my mom.
Then I got a makeover from an 11-year-old.
|Hard core side pony-tail. I was born in the 80's, to the 80's I shall return.|
BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.
*"Whip It" by Devo. My mom says this song was played ad nauseum during her pregnancy with me. Ha!