"When a good time turns around you must whip it. You will never live it down unless you whip it."*

    Hello. I’m in my thirties.

    I haven’t written anything in a while because I’ve been traveling and what not, so it’s not that I haven't posted because I’m old now and I’m depressed and shit.

    My birthday was actually kind of amazing. I went to Hollywood and spent some quality time with some of my celebrity friends.

    Observe:

Hef and I. He wanted me to be a centerfold, but I said I wasn't feeling it.

MJ and me. I was giving him choreography in front of a crowd of millions.

Darth Vader and I keeping it really real.

This is what it looks like if you're a tourist in Hollywood.

 

Then I ate a boatload of cake, courtesy of my mom.

Then I got a makeover from an 11-year-old.

Hard core side pony-tail. I was born in the 80's, to the 80's I shall return.

BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.

*"Whip It" by Devo. My mom says this song was played ad nauseum during her pregnancy with me. Ha!