Tuesday, August 14, 2012

"When a good time turns around you must whip it. You will never live it down unless you whip it."*

    Hello. I’m in my thirties.
    I haven’t written anything in a while because I’ve been traveling and what not, so it’s not that I haven't posted because I’m old now and I’m depressed and shit.
    My birthday was actually kind of amazing. I went to Hollywood and spent some quality time with some of my celebrity friends.
Hef and I. He wanted me to be a centerfold, but I said I wasn't feeling it.

MJ and me. I was giving him choreography in front of a crowd of millions.
Darth Vader and I keeping it really real.

This is what it looks like if you're a tourist in Hollywood.
Then I ate a boatload of cake, courtesy of my mom.

Then I got a makeover from an 11-year-old.
Hard core side pony-tail. I was born in the 80's, to the 80's I shall return.

*"Whip It" by Devo. My mom says this song was played ad nauseum during her pregnancy with me. Ha!


  1. I love your blog-- keep the posts coming! It was great seeing you last month. LPB

  2. You and Heff, you and MJ, and you and Darth Vader. Beauty and the Beasts. xoxo your mum